guess your dih are you gay?

five seconds. 478 facial points, 52 micro-expressions. we read your nose, T-zone, brow ridge and seven other folkloric markers, then guess your size against King's College London medians.

fully on device. nothing leaves your browser — not even the snapshot. only one person sees this, and it's you.

five seconds. 478 facial points, 52 micro-expressions. we read your brow arch, eye drama, cheekbone contour and seven other camp-coded markers, then quantify your gayness on a 0–100 scale.

fully on device. nothing leaves your browser — not even the snapshot. Kinsey couldn't have done it better.